Human Events has gained a hard earned reputation as being one of the more loopy publications on the Right. With any such reputation the organization in question must always seek to outdo themselves by upping the ante to maintain their credibility with the teh crazy. The editors of Human Events must have been thinking to themselves "Our rag hasn't gotten any attention or attacks by the thinking populace for quite a long while, what are we to do?" After fellating John Bolton, mustachioed legend of batshit insanity they came upon a plan: "Let's name someone SO objectionable even our side by and large doesn't like him". Who could this masked asshole be? this pungent promulgation of excrement culled from diseased and mutated pond scum? Then everyone knew just who...and the fellatio concluded.
Yes, torturing bag of hog vomit Dick Cheney is the Conservative Of the Year!
Now why in God's name would anyone aside from the American Nazi Party (neocons) and Halliburton give Cheney an award? Was he named for shooting his attorney lickspittle in the face and then going inside and eating rather than follow his "friend" to the hospital? "Well, maybe" the staff thought."..nahh, too evil". Was he named for torturing countless detainees in secret prisons, many of whom were never charged with any crimes? "Yes and that does give me a hard-on" the staff says. Was he named for being the man on point of the WMD lies about Iraq? "Yes!, but that was 2003". Then was he named for outing the name of CIA Agent Valerie Plame in retribution for her husband calling his nuclear claims full of shit by presenting the facts? "Definitely but that's his legacy" the staff fretted. Finally, was he named for his secret "energy task force" meetings with greedy oil execs and others during which time carving up the oil reserves in the Middle East was NEVER discussed? "Oh god, oh god!"
Those were just a few of the things Dick Cheney did that any principled human would revile....yet Human Events thinks he's the shit, the sin qua non of America. Rather than face sensory overload of describing his career in and out of government (yes, he did horrible things as the completely unqualified CEO of Halliburton too) they chose instead to let the milk moustache worship him for his dishonest and brass testicles lies about Obama's foreign policy. Don't get me wrong, I'm deeply disappointed with what the President has done on foreign policy up to this point, but Dick Cheney lies and distorts like no tomorrow. Rather than take apart his verbose arguments point-by-point I'll just remind everyone that Dick Cheney has never done or said anything that was right, ever.
So as this award probably will set off the apocalypse as even god roils in disgust I'll go ahead and get my survival bunker dug, also.
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